Colleague - "*Vendor lead* – Go upgrade yourself.”
IM notes
Colleague 1: I want you to want to do it
Colleague 2: I want to take a nap, I want to eat ice cream all day long, I want some uninhibited fun time with Jessica Love Hewitt...
Colleague 1: Thank god I was on mute
Colleague 2: I want to take a nap, I want to eat ice cream all day long, I want some uninhibited fun time with Jessica Love Hewitt...
Colleague 1: Thank god I was on mute
Facilities
Me: Do you have a minute to talk? Just a minute because I have to go to the bathroom
Colleague 1: My cube is not a bathroom.
Colleague 2: Good to define scope.
Colleague 1: My cube is not a bathroom.
Colleague 2: Good to define scope.
Polish Food
Me: You are always promising to bring us good food, but where is it?
Vendor Colleague: We were just in Canada and I was stopped for a search. They were looking for kielbasa, you know, and I only have one.
Vendor Colleague: We were just in Canada and I was stopped for a search. They were looking for kielbasa, you know, and I only have one.
Flexibility
Contractor: Am I right in assuming you want your service to be more flexible? Like dealing in points, miles, toenails.
Contracts!
Vendor: We'd like to make sure we have a say in who you assign your responsibility to
Me: We're a large company. Not many companies are going to buy us and we're not likely to be spun off.
Vendor: We just want to be protected if you are bought by a porn company.
Me: We're a large company. Not many companies are going to buy us and we're not likely to be spun off.
Vendor: We just want to be protected if you are bought by a porn company.
Sales...
Colleague 1 : telephone rings..."this is ----...hello hello"....
Colleague 1 (again): picks up dials cell phone; work line begins ringing...... "this is ---- ..hello hello...." OH MY GOD I JUST CALLED MYSELF!!!
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