New Relationships

Colleague 1: You really think we are in the running for this.

Colleague 2: It’s like me trying to pick up Heidi Klum at a bar. Ain’t happening. Having said that, I’m willing to try because I might be her type!

Colleague 1: to quote chris rock…..

“All these years I sat at home wishing I could nail Heidi Klum, then she goes out and marries Seal. And I'm pissed….Who knew, I definitely could’ve nailed her. I am way better looking then Seal”

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