Symposium

   Me:  'I've been up since 4 and I'm exhausted'
   Colleague:  'this is a conference.  You're here to have fun, dammit'



   Client: 'you should get on the floor and dance'
   Me: 'I'm not a good dancer'
   Vendor colleague:  'I'll take off my shirt and dance if you want me to'

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